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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6318 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8112 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
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