SexyHipsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	219
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4025	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	154	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Meteorites Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	281	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	1997	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Star Shards Collected:	200	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.