| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4925 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 113 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4323 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6183 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?
Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3110 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 830 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7367 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 557 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Server Information |
|---|
| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7184 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 448044 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 265 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 26 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4298 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 891 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 298 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2368 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7524 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6387 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8078 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1541 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4370 | Potions Brewed: | 48 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6082 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3924 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| About TCT |
|---|
| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9428 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
