| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9536 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9093 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8888 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9441 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Server Information |
|---|
| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9959 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9762 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7238 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1033 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8096 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4744 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Votes: | 9737 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9220 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 901 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2687 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3891 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9677 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1238 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5546 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| About TCT |
|---|
| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3346 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
