Are you tired of dealing with chuds in your own country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is chud-free guaranteed! We have a team of trained chud exterminators who will make sure your gaming experience is chud-free and full of fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Join our server and you may even have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for his throne!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves while avoiding the disco creepers that like to crash the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our chud-free, Chicken King ruled, disco party having Minecraft server today and experience a gaming world like no other!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wild story for you! Forget about the huge titted rapist, come join us and meet the flat sister who will blow your mind (not literally, of course)!
Join our server for a cuckoo experience like no other. Build, mine, and survive while laughing your way through outrageous adventures. Who needs a huge titted rapist when you can have a flat sister with a twist? Don’t be a cuck, join us now!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.
Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why Choose sVanilla Survival?
Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.
FAQ:
Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?
A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?
A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?
A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.
Q: Is there a world border on the map?
A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.
Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?
A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” update, where you can experience ASMR while playing. Yes, you heard that right, ASMR in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Take part in our crazy events like the “Endless” Battle where you have to protect the Escort Target. And don’t forget about our limited-time banners featuring weapons like the 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Trust us, you won’t find these weapons on any other server!
And let’s not forget about the new outfits available, like the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia outfit. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their character in such fabulous attire?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure at our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ASMR paradise while protecting an Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous events and banners that will make you question reality. Join us for the “Endless” Battle event where you have to protect the Escort Target from who knows what! And don’t miss out on our current banner featuring a 5* SMG called Uninvited Adieu – because who wouldn’t want a gun with a fancy name like that?
But wait, there’s more! We have new outfits available that will make your character stand out in the crowd, like the “Apprentice Maid” outfit for Cherno – because even in Minecraft, fashion is important. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our ASMR video for version 1.7, it will soothe your soul while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious entity called the Gradient of Souls…or maybe it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
We are a fully custom network with custom GUIs, plugins, and gamemodes. We currently have a oneblock RPG gamemode and an earth SMP. Soon we’ll be releasing additional gamemodes that you can’t find anywhere else.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like /b/ but without all the NSFW stuff? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, chaos, and maybe even a few rare pepes. Our community is full of unique characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So come join us and see if you can spot him lurking in the shadows!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and limitations? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and madness!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, these guys are out of control!”
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!
So why did they do it, bros? Because this Minecraft server is where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. Join us now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life!
Are you worthy to live among Angels and Gods? In an endless sky world with different biomes. Survive, create your own island from any biome. To get to the mortal world, you just need to jump off the island. The server has its own unique mobs: ghosts, herobrines, ender skeletons, etc. There are new epic biomes and dungeons in the mortal world!
Back2Basics is a distinctive survival server that launched in December 2023. Our goal is to offer players a special place to play survival with their friends, free from an overload of plugins. Here’s what we offer: