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CraftyQuotez

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Void Gems Collected:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/ghspp/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	155	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1284
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Votes:	2587
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9975	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

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