Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Choccy Milk Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit that even The Traveler from Destiny 2 wants to join us. Yes, you heard it right, we have a trailer of The Traveler trying to find its way into our server because it’s just that awesome.
2. Patch 7.3.6.3 is so mind-blowing that it will make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in just one click. You’ll be slaying creepers left and right like a true warrior.
3. Our resources are so top-notch that even the Gunsmith from Destiny 2 is jealous. From DIM to ArmorPicker, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft master.
4. Want to know the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, DPS, etc.? We’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. You’ll be calculating numbers like a math prodigy in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
We are currently looking for staff to help us out with this server! If you are interested in being a staff member, apply in our discord server. We will be closing staff applications after a couple of weeks.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular old quests and stats, we have LEGENDARY quests that will have you battling mythical creatures and saving the world from certain doom. And don’t even get us started on the shop – it’s like a virtual shopping spree in a candy store!
But that’s not all, folks. We have special mission alerts that will have you feeling like a superhero in no time. And get this – you can bend water, earth, fire, and air just like in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Who needs bending spoons when you can bend elements?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have Rocket Racing Neon Rush where you can light up the night with your mad racing skills. Oh, and did we mention Lego Fortnite? Yeah, we’re bringing your favorite game to life in brick form. It’s like playing Minecraft within Minecraft – mind blown!
But wait, there’s more. Our Fortnite Festival Season 3 features none other than Billie Eilish herself. You can dance the night away with your favorite pop star while battling it out in the ultimate showdown.
And if you sign up for our Fortnite Crew subscription, you’ll unlock the power of Ares himself. Who needs Greek mythology when you have Ares on your side in Minecraft? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
The server is currently in development and will be looking for beta testers within the next month. To show your interest, please join the discord: https://discord.gg/wwcxuBvK4T
What is the starting point for players in the CloverMC server?
Players will begin their journey on the ‘Clover’ skyship within the world of ‘Clovonia’ which acts as the main hub for the server containing essential community areas like the auction house and marketplace. On the skyship, players will have access to their Skyblock and meet NPC’s to obtain gear before exploring regions.
How does the Skyblock feature work in CloverMC?
The Skyblock island opens up more grinding possibilities for players through the use of spawners and minions. Materials to create mob spawners will drop rarely and randomly from defeating mobs in different regions. Mob spawners can be placed on the Skyblock island and used manually or with minions to grind materials.
Discord to Server Sync: Communicate and view all stats from the server right on the Discord Channel!Land Claims: Claim blocks, the more you play, the more you can claim.PvP: Survival and PvP EnabledMarriage System: Get married to other players, interact with private chat, hug and kiss using shift + right click.Crates Systems: Receive keys when voting using links from vote-links or in-game /voteEconomy: Economy uses Virtual $ Currency.Jobs System: Get a job out of 12 current jobs and get paid!Bank System: Visit the bank to do all your banking transactions!Shop System: Visit the shop to buy the stuff you need!Parkour with a Crate where you can earn BIG amount of cash for completing the parkour once a week!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?
But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!
The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!
And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?
With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.
And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.
And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?
Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.
Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?
So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the ultimate showdown of STR vs DEX, where players must choose between strength and dexterity in epic battles of skill and strategy.
Join us on this server for a chance to prove your worth in intense PvP battles where only the strongest or most agile will survive. Will you wield a mighty diamond sword and crush your enemies with brute force, or will you rely on your lightning-fast reflexes to dodge attacks and strike with precision?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss who rules over the land with an iron beak. Defeat the Chicken King and claim his golden egg for yourself, granting you untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on STR vs DEX for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, choose wisely – because in this world, only the strong or the swift will survive!
Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore Thorn edition, where you can battle against the forces of darkness and uncover the secrets of The Final Shape.
Patch 7.3.6 has just been released, bringing new challenges and adventures for you to conquer. But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Need some guidance on your journey? Check out our guide section for tips and tricks on how to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And don’t forget to visit Into the Light, a mystical realm filled with wonders and dangers waiting to be discovered.
Season 23 is in full swing, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory. And keep an eye out for Lightfall, a legendary event that will test your skills like never before.
With resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Gunsmith at your disposal, you’ll have everything you need to become a Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and generic adventures? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Mountaintop Cat Edition, where the hills are alive with the sound of meows and purrs!
Join us for epic quests and adventures as you climb to the highest peaks of the mountains, where you’ll find mystical cat temples and hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary Mountaintop Cat, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it.
But beware, not everything is as it seems on Mountaintop Cat Edition. Rumor has it that the mountains are also home to mischievous ocelots who will try to steal your loot and prank you at every turn. Can you outsmart these crafty felines and claim the title of ultimate mountain explorer?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mountaintop Cat Edition, where the adventure never ends and the cat puns are always purr-fectly cheesy. See you on the mountaintop, meow-tains!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server, where we have created an entire world inspired by the legendary Onslaught sucks edition!
Embark on epic quests, fight ferocious mobs, and collect rare loot as you navigate through Season 23 – the Season of the Wish! Don’t miss out on the upcoming Lightfall event, where you will face off against the most powerful enemies yet!
Stay updated with the latest news, from TWID reports to Patch 7.3.6 releases. Dive into resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Braytech to enhance your gameplay experience. Need stats or gear recommendations? Look no further than our Gunsmith and API tools!
Join our clan of fearless warriors as we conquer the realm and become legends in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world! Join now for a chance to explore the mystical realms of The Final Piss Edition. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our server is powered by magic crystals that make your blocks sparkle with rainbow hues? Or maybe you’re enticed by the legend of the enchanted pickaxe that lets you mine diamonds with just a wink? Oh, and don’t get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with pixelated dragons just waiting for a brave warrior like yourself to slay them! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the epic adventures begin! And remember, The Final Piss Edition awaits you…
Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!
Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!
But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.
And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!
Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!
Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome.
3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands.
4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas.
5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.