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RawCraft: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding
arent, carnal cravings, condomless, CREEPERS, cum fetish, erotic pleasure, explicit desires, Exploding, foot fetish, forbidden pleasure, intimate moments, lustful thoughts, naughty desires, passionate encounter, raw sex, RawCraft, risky behavior, seductive temptation, sensual experience, sexual desire, sexual tension, taboo fantasy, unprotected sex, wild fantasiesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only limit is your imagination…and apparently some wild fantasies! We’ve got players who are ready to take things to the next level, like one player who swears they’re being pursued by a virtual seductress looking for some pixelated action. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find on our server? Join now and see for yourself! -
ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves
addiction, blocks, body image, ChunkyCraft, curves, emotional struggle, FANTASY, fat fetish, Guilt, indulgence, internal conflict, jerk off, regret, relapse, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, sexual desire, sexual preference, shame, taboo, temptationWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!
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Blocky Booty Bounce House
1. desire, attraction, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, craving, deep connection, FANTASY, fulfillment, House, intense desire, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Passion, physical connection, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, yearningAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky Babes and Creepers: Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!
Adult, adult content, Babes, blocky, bold, brave, CREEPERS, Cum, cum fetish, desire, dirty talk, explicit, explicit content, explicit desire, explicit fantasy, explicit question, facial, FANTASY, fetish, Minecraft, Naughty, Server, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, sexual taboo, taboo, WomenAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant flying chickens, build a castle out of nothing but cheese, and answer ridiculous questions like “Which woman would you want to give a cum facial to the most?” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride! -
Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!
18 year old, accessibility, adhd, autism, Center, Cnts, Crafty, cunts, dick, Disabilities, disability services, get laid, inclusive services, Job, job centre, job network, Laid, Minecraft, Network, Nice, prime pussy, pussy, severe need, sexual desire, special needs, support community, throw itselfAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you. -
JobHunterMinecraftSMP
Economy, employment, Frustration, interviews, job application, job competition, job hunting, job insecurity, Job Interview, job market, job offer, job qualifications, job requirements, Job salary, job satisfaction, Job Search, job stress, JobHunterMinecraftSMP, minimum wage, society, wage gapWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.
So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?
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LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP
career advancement, career development, Challenges, coffee addiction, Decision making, Financial Stability, ISOLATION, job satisfaction, LoneJavaTriplePay, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, personal growth, productivity, remote work, Risk-taking, salary increase, self reliance, smp, work conditions, work environment, work-life balancePicture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?
Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.
So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.
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SadCraft or SadVibesCraft
dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, Loneliness, Melancholy, mental health, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, SadVibesCraft, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Troubled, unhappiness, UpsetAre you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.
So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!
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PutinInPixelLand
arrest, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, foreign ministry, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, mongolia, Politics, putin, PutinInPixelLand, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Visit, Vladimir Putin, War Crimescome join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution! -
Tranime-free Minecraft Server
anger, Anime, bad end, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, Garbage, hate, hatred, inappropriate, Jap-garbage, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, offensive, rant, Server, toxic behavior, toxic community, Tranimefree, Trash, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, Weeb’sAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with Jap-garbage slopping weebs? Look no further! Join our server where we ban all the weebs and only allow cool kids who know how to build epic structures and slay dragons like a boss.Once upon a time, a group of evil weebs tried to take over our server with their cringy anime builds. But fear not, our brave players fought back with their diamond swords and TNT cannons, sending those weebs running back to their body pillows in shame.
Join us now and be part of the epic battle against the weebs, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content. Who needs Jap-garbage when you can have a server filled with epicness and awesomeness? Join us today and let’s show those weebs who’s boss!
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NoRoomieNoEntry
apartment living, Boundaries, controlling behavior, invasion of privacy, locking door, NoRoomieNoEntry, rental agreement, room security, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate behavior, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate keys, roommate privacy, roommate respectWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommates like this guy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual rooms you can lock with keys, so no one can invade your privacy while you’re away.On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone sniffing your clothes, going through your trash, or barging into your room while you’re sleeping. We guarantee a drama-free environment where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted roommates interfering with your gameplay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life roommate troubles. Build your dream world without any nosy neighbors trying to control your every move. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who thinks it’s okay to use the bathroom while you’re showering. Let’s lock and load, gamers!