review my dick – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockyBrazil Minecraft Server
Accountability, Apology, Apology accepted, Black teenagers, BlockyBrazil, Brazil, civil rights, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomats, discrimination, Gunpoint, human rights violation, injustice, international relations, Minecraft, Police Brutality, police search, racial profiling, racial tension, racism, Server, social justice
come join our minecraft server, where even the diplomats’ kids aren’t safe from the wild adventures! we promise you won’t get searched at gunpoint by the police, but you might get chased by a pack of rabid chickens! build your own embassy and negotiate peace treaties with the creepers, or just chill in a jacuzzi made of lava. it’s a diplomatic disaster waiting to happen, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are already plotting their next coup d’etat!

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BorderBlockParty
anti terror, Belarus, BorderBlockParty, China, counter-terrorism, cross-border cooperation, Defense, eastern europe, global security, International cooperation, joint exercises, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military training, national defense, Partnership, Polish border, political relations, SECURITY, strategic partnership
come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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MineCraftyCriminals
Convict, criminal, culprit, delinquent, felon, Guilty, illegal, lawbreaker, malefactor, MineCraftyCriminals, miscreant, Offender, perpetrator, SUSPECT, suspect of crime, transgressor, unlawful, Villain, wrong, wrongdoer
so why not join our minecraft server where you can let out all your criminal tendencies in a virtual world?? build a secret underground lair, steal diamonds from other players, and even start a virtual gang war!
we have a special plugin that turns all the animals into cops, so you better watch out or you might end up in virtual jail! but don’t worry, you can always bribe the virtual judge with virtual emeralds to get out early.
join now and let your inner criminal run wild in our crazy minecraft world!

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Loot & Laughs Minecraft Server
academic performance, cross-cultural study, educational disparities, educational equity, educational research, food problems, global education, international study, laughs, Loot, math problems, math skills, math test questions, Minecraft, money problems, Server, social interactions, socioeconomic status, standardized testing, student achievement, student disadvantage, student outcomes, student performance, student success
HEY U! YEAH U! R U SICK OF MATH BEING A PAIN IN UR BLOCKY BUTT? WELL, JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE MATH IS FUN AND EASY! WE GOT CRAZY PUZZLES THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME!
IMAGINE FIGHTING A GIANT CREEPER THAT CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY SOLVING A TRIGONOMETRY EQUATION! OR BUILDING A CASTLE USING GEOMETRY SKILLS!
WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET LEVEL WHERE U HAVE TO SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS RELATED TO MONEY, FOOD, AND SOCIAL INTERACTIONS TO UNLOCK RARE LOOT!
SO JOIN NOW AND BECOME A MATH WIZARD IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST WHO LOVES ALGEBRA! WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GET MATHY, Y’ALL!

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Galactic Grind: Where Aliens Play Minecraft and Adulthood is a Myth

Adulthood, age-restriction, aliens, application, Community, copper variants, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Galactic, grind, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, Minecraft, Myth, Play, Server, smp, staf, tuff variants, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Overview

Server Name	Astros Reach
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Age	1 year
Server Version	1.20.4
Features	Long-term vanilla world Free community-use creative world Weekly and monthly events Helpful community Caring staff members

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Questions	Answers
How do I join Astros Reach?	In order to join, you need to join our Discord and fill out a short application. Our staff will then contact you to provide all the necessary information. Ages 18 and older only.
What is the server’s focus?	The server primarily focuses on vanilla Minecraft gameplay, inspired by Hermitcraft. We also run Fabric for game optimization mods and cosmetic features.
What are the new features added to the server?	We have added the new 1.21 blocks, such as tuff variants, copper variants, and autocrafter. We also have recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be over the age of 18 to join Astros Reach. A microphone is heavily recommended.
What are the server’s hardware specifications?	The server runs on high-end, lag-free hardware with Ryzen 9 5950X and 10GB DDR4 RAM.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server
2160, 3840, GenerateGameMode, life is good, Minecraft, OpenWorldSurvival, PixelPunch, Quality, raytracing, Server, SetGraphicsQuality, SetResolution, True, ultrahigh
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are so sharp, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game! With graphics quality set to ultra high and ray tracing turned on, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures in style.
Our game mode is Open World Survival, where you’ll have to fend off zombies, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama while trying to build your dream base. But don’t worry, life is good here – as long as you remember to bring your diamond sword!
Join us for the most immersive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian)? So come on, what are you waiting for? Time to craft, mine, and conquer your way to victory on our epic server!

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MineUnity League – Day 2 Minecraft Server
/hlgg/, /manstars/, 2024.., ai, banter, baubau, Corpo, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Generals, hfz, Invitational, July 6-7, League, League Unity Cup, LIA, lig, live management, Matches, Minecraft, MineUnity, new ruleset, Off Season, official album, PCG, PES16, Pro Evolution Soccer, Server, shitposts, skynetFC, Teams, Threads, Unity Cup, VT, watch, Who
Hey there gamers! Are you ready to dive into the wacky world of the /vt/ League Unity Cup? This Minecraft server is like no other, where you can experience the thrill of live management on PES16 while embodying the culture of your favorite threads and generals.
Join us for some divegrass action, where threads and generals compete in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs real soccer when you can watch AI versus AI matches that are more intense than a creeper explosion?
Mark your calendars for July 6-7, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins. Head over to our website to watch all the action unfold and witness the chaos firsthand.
But wait, there’s more! Download the Official ∕vt∕ League Album and get pumped up for the matches ahead. Who will come out on top? Will /who/ defeat /hfz/ in a showdown for the ages? Will /skynetFC/ rise to victory against their TBD opponents?
Don’t miss out on the excitement, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. See you on the server, where anything can happen – even a diamond pickaxe wielding zombie joining the game!

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PixelatedEscape Minecraft Server
Adventure, Breakaway, creativity, Digital Detox, disconnect, Escape, everyday life, Explore, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nature, PixelatedEscape, Reality, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, travel, unwind, wellness
Tired of adulting? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to play a round of spleef with our players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with endermen and zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

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ImprobableCraft
bizarre happening, chance happening, extraordinary occurrence, fluke event, freak accident, improbable occurrence, ImprobableCraft, odd occurrence, One In A Million, random event, rare occurrence, statistical anomaly, statistically improbable, strange coincidence, unexpected situation, unlikely event, unlikely scenario, unusual circumstance, unusual incident, weird incident
Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly found a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most random and hilarious events in the Minecraft universe. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on over and see what statistically improbable thing will happen to you next!

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KhersonCraft Minecraft Server
cemetery, Conflict, Desecrated, eastern europe, Graves, Honor, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, KhersonCraft, memorial, Military, Minecraft, Remembrance, Respect, russia, Russian Occupation Authorities, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Vandalism, War
come join our epic minecraft server where we desecrate graves like the russian occupation authorities in kherson region! we have the most insane pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your mad skills. our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where we all prank each other and have a blast. join us for the craziest adventures and build the most epic structures you can imagine. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

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