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LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	212	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4908
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Star Shards Collected:	223	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Emeralds Found:	2407
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Animals Bred:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!