Are you tired of being stuck in the slow lane on other Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll be zooming past everyone in the fast lane! Our server is so fast, even the creepers can’t keep up!
Join us for epic races on pigback, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is equipped with a GPS system that leads you straight to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who moves so fast, he once outran a horde of zombies while juggling TNT! Rumor has it, if you can beat Speedy Steve in a race, he’ll grant you three wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those slowpokes behind and join us in the fast lane for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
I am making a genuine SMP for players to play on. You must fill out a form to enter a private discord. There is nothing extra about it, just a better survival experience.
If I think your application looks good, I will invite you to the server. It starts soon, so be quick.
FAQ – Questions & Answers
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Answer
How do I apply to join the server?
Fill out the form linked above and await an invite to the private discord.
What is the server about?
It is a survival multiplayer server aimed at providing a better overall experience for players.
When does the server start?
The server will start soon, so make sure to apply quickly to secure a spot.
Are you tired of missing out on those sweet crypto gains? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine is actually a hidden cryptocurrency waiting to be discovered! Just imagine stumbling upon a diamond block only to find out it’s actually worth $500 in real life! Join our server and become the ultimate crypto miner, turning virtual blocks into real-life riches. Who needs to invest in risky shitcoins when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to strike it rich in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!
Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insanequests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!
So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!
Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.
Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!
So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, join our Minecraft server where Mr. Steam is on a mission to clog everything in sight! Watch as he clogs your house, your friends’ houses, and even the local village square. With floors, doors, walls, and halls all getting clogged, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Mr. Steam isn’t just limited to indoor clogging – he’ll clog grindy tubs, tiles, and even entire kitchens in just a minute. Your bathroom will be clogged as new, and your friends will be amazed at the chaos Mr. Steam creates.
If you’re looking for a server that’s truly one-of-a-kind and filled with outrageous fun, then join us and experience the madness of Mr. Steam for yourself. Just be prepared for non-stop clogging hilarity and chaos around every corner!
• Backpacks• Custom Crafting Recipes• Custom Structures• Dynmap• Enchantment Solutions(Custom Enchantments)• Even More Fish• Jobs• Key Crates• mcMMO• Mob Arena• Player Portals• Quests• Quickshop(Chest Shops)• Silk Spawners• Spawn Shops• Towny
We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.
Crescent Kingdom is a fantasy-rpg Minecraft network. It will be releasing with KitPvP as its very first gamemode, featuring hundreds of custom models, and a never-seen-before class and skill selection system. We have a dedicated development team and a growing player base. Our commitment drives us to try our best to become one of the best networks out there.
Worldborne is a plugin based Nations server where you will join a group and try to rise to the top. Several nations have already been founded so far all with rich lore and really cool people. We also have the plugin for Simple Voice chat so that people can easily communicate. We offer a non-toxic community with an anticheat, as well as several moderation tools. Also unique to the server are custom
– Unique features like crystal PvP battles
– Vibrant economy with shop and auction house
– Public money dupe system
– Weekly events and free kit for new players
Frequently Asked Questions
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Hypixel
Toxiss
What sets this server apart from others?
Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and has a large player base, making it easy to find games to join.
Toxiss stands out with its unique features like crystal PvP battles and public money dupe system.
Are there regular events on the server?
Yes, Hypixel has frequent updates and events to keep players engaged.
Toxiss offers weekly events and keyalls for free crate keys.
What can new players expect when joining?
New players on Hypixel can expect a welcoming community and a variety of games to explore.
New players on Toxiss will receive a free kit and can dive into the vibrant economy and PvP battles.
Is there a thriving economy on the server?
Hypixel focuses more on minigames and PvP rather than an economy system.
Toxiss has a vibrant economy with shops, an auction house, and a unique public money dupe system.
Are you tired of being too nice in the world of Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our server!
Join us and experience a world where being nice is a thing of the past. Lie, cheat, steal – do whatever it takes to come out on top. And if anyone tries to stop you, well, let’s just say things are gonna get explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.
Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest farming fantasies! But wait, there’s more – our town is run by a chubby woman in her mid-40s who is just waiting for you to sweep her off her feet and marry her in-game! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual wife who knows her way around a virtual farm? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Welcome to Wintervale, where we invite you to experience the timeless allure of Classic Prison gameplay. Step into a world where the iron bars and cobblestone pathways of the prison serve as the backdrop for an enthralling journey towards freedom. Our server boasts a meticulously crafted Classic Prison experience, paying homage to the beloved gameplay style that has captivated players for years. Begin your journey as a humble inmate, navigating through a progression-based system that challenges your wit, resourcefulness, and entrepreneurial spirit. Mine resources, participate in lucrative jobs, and strategize your way up the ranks to gain access to new areas and perks. Engage in thriving player economies, form alliances, and establish dominance in a world where power and influence are the ultimate currencies. With a dedicated and vibrant community, Wintervale’s Classic Prison offers an immersive and addictive gameplay experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Join us now and redefine the meaning of success within these prison walls.
Our Server is a English/German PvP/Survival Server, where you can play and fight you friends
in our FFA Gamemode or in Epic Duels! For a Fresh Minecraft Multiplayer Experience, play on our survival Server!
Are you tired of dealing with those pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner supervillain and commit mob genocide! That’s right, say goodbye to creepers, zombies, and skeletons because you’ll have the power to wipe them out and replace them with proper white sheep and cows. Join us for a hilariously twisted adventure where you can rule over a world of perfectly white, fluffy animals. Who knew genocide could be so entertaining? Join now and start your reign of terror!
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t care! That’s right, we embrace chaos and mayhem like no other server out there.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas, and start epic pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion. We don’t care about traditional gameplay here, we just want to see what crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
And if you’re worried about getting banned for breaking the rules, don’t be! We don’t care about that either. In fact, we encourage rule-breaking and mischief-making because that’s what makes our server so unique and hilarious.
So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures you’ll have on our server? Just remember, we don’t care… and neither should you!