Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us on our server where we fight against the evil oppression in the gaming industry! Our fearless leader, Captain Minecraft, leads us on epic quests to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the Ender Dragon and his minions.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the revolution against gaming oppression. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! Who can say no to that?
Are you tired of being told what to do in Minecraft? Are you sick of being oppressed by the blocky establishment? Well, look no further than our server! We believe in total freedom and autonomy for all players. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest! My body, my choice, BIGOT! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules. And remember, if anyone tries to tell you what to do, just scream “MY BODY MY CHOICE, BIGOT” and watch them run in fear. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner rebel shine!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a random Mexican choking out a statue? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the NPCs are getting in on the action. Join now to witness epic battles between players and inanimate objects, like the time a player fought a cactus and lost. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what other absurd adventures await!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly-trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft gods!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let your inner niji en hako oshi run wild!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:
1. Our server is so wild that even George Floyd himself would buy a game about it at full price! That’s right, we’re THAT epic.
3. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real love fest.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Well, look no further! On our server, every time you post “FREE PALESTINE,” a jew dies. That’s right, folks, you have the power to control the fate of innocent players with just a few keystrokes. Will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock and a potion that turns you into a flying pig. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the depths of our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and a whole lot of laughs!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs and lava surfing skeletons – they’re known to cause a bit of chaos around here.
This is a brand new SMP server. There are no rules. Feel free to team up with others, PVP, destroy, build, whatever. How ever, there is one rule in this rule-less server, and that is NO cheating or hacking! Even something as small as xraying will result in a perment ban! P.S. It’s 1.18, but the version only goes up to 1.17, so don’t be confused
Starly’s Nest is a factions based server. We are aiming to have a focus on raiding and base building, creating a competitive but positive environment. Server resets every 2 months. Weekly in-game FTOP rewards. End of Season Cash rewards.
Cookies Lounge Network is a Medieval themed Minecraft server featuring popular game modes such as Prison, Skyblock, Survival and Parkour! Explore the network and conquer the world!
Welcome to the BmW SMP! This is a factions server, that is destined to be one of the best Factions SMPs out there! We have a friendly, active community, and a moderately sized player base. We are looking for new members, so please join today!
We have very frequent updates on our server and this makes it interesting to play. We don’t have donation volutes on our server and because of this you can buy spheres, whales, etc. for the currency that you can earn
Just by going to mystics, selling plants that you can grow, killing mob players, passing mp administrators and in many ways.
Obsidian Craft is a fun Minecraft survival SMP server with an amazing community! We want to bring the most fun experience we can to you, while still retaining a vanilla feel! With QOL perks and ranks (which can also be earned without paying!) we hope to welcome you to the Obsidian Craft Server!
We are a new server, starting with the release of 1.18. We’re looking for more friendly players to join our great community! We’re working on adding some fun minigames and quests, and there’s a hogwarts themed parkour in the finishing stages. The server is mostly vanilla with plugins aiming to advance the minecraft experience without changing too much. Some custom plugins made by the co-owner are on it’s way too, which I know for a fact you’ll enjoy. 😀
JurassicProjects is a Jurassic Park themed server that allows cracked player and bought players to play at the same time . Its a server full of fun and dinosaurs from two different mods, Fossils and Archeology Revival and Prehistoric Nature. We have a very realistic terrain generation and lots of big caves and dungeons. Come and have fun building your Jurassic Park alone or with friends.