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New minecraft java server 1.20, in which you can enjoy unique alchemical items in minecraft! You can also play in the pvp survival world, plot world, obtain protections, unique challenges, parkour, obtain jobs… We invite you to play!
Availability of ranks Apprentice, Alchemist, Moderator, Chosen.
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.
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Oh, and did we mention the talking pigs? That’s right, our pigs have mastered the art of conversation and love to gossip about all the drama happening in the Minecraft world. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig spill the tea.
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Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
Mystmoor provides:
+ Friendly staff ready to help.
+ Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
+ Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
+ The challenge of Hard mode.
+ Strong measures against cheating and grief.
+ No pay-to-win.
Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further, because our server is the place for you!
Join us for our Extra Drops Campaign (Dark), where you can find rare and valuable items at every turn. And don’t forget to check out our new Tier IV Class: Shieldsworn, because who doesn’t want to wield a shield the size of a house?
And mark your calendars for the Europa Character CD release – because nothing says “I’m a true gamer” like jamming out to some epic tunes while building your Minecraft empire.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure by heading to our website in any Chromium-based browser. And remember, read the FAQ before posting – unless you want to risk getting lost in a sea of confusion.
See you in the game, fellow adventurers! Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history.
