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Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5181	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Farms Harvested:	476	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7030	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Potions Brewed:	151
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!