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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 920 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 570 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
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