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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9290 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.