Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
Join our Minecraft server and witness the amazing detective skills of my genius wife as she solves the most mind-bending autistic line puzzles you’ve ever seen! She’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute and laughing uncontrollably the next. Plus, she’s just so darn cute while she’s doing it! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and excitement – join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.
4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all serious and no fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner craziness!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the sky is pink, pigs fly, and Tifa is the most hated character for some reason (seriously, why do people not like Tifa? She’s just trying to survive in this blocky world!).
But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to battle evil chickens, build the tallest tower made entirely of cake, and rescue a group of lost llamas from a pack of angry creepers.
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride of insanity and fun!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of highly trained octopus chefs who cook up the most delicious virtual meals for all players. You can even participate in the Tako Gacha Banner events where you can win exclusive in-game prizes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Install the game, hop on our server, and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.
So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!
We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?
But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!
And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!
Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.
Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
This is my semi-anarchy/semi-vanilla Minecraft server. Mod utility clients are allowed but there is a strong anti-cheat plugin so you will have to work out what does and doesnt work. Redstone will work but lag machines will be removed if made.
Survival 1.18.2 | Ranks | Missions | Economy | Events | Anime | PR | Discord | Modified World | SPAIN-PANAMA-COLOMBIA | BloodMoon | Small server but good community |
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Hello There!
Elodia is a small SMP server with a small community that is looking for a bigger playerbase. We have many Perks and multiple worlds. A Farmworld and a world to build your projects in. Ofc Nether and End are active as well. PvP is always active so keep an eye on other Players… but don’t worry you can protect your house/chests in the build world using a golden shovel!
There is no need for any registration or else. Just join the server via the IP down below and start playing. We have a Discord server as well; we would be happy if you stop by! You don’t need to download any other programs or plugins.
We are considering to open a mini-game-Server that is linked to the SMP server. Here you can play mini-games and win prices that can be transferred to the SMP-server.
The admin staff is almost 24/7 available. If you run into problems, you can file your issue in our ticket system.
DC and Serverlocation:
Server Discord: https://dsc.gg/elodiasmp
Server location: Europe WEST
Server languages: English
Winter’s Tale is a licensed semi-vanilla Minecraft server, always located on the latest Java version of the game. Combining vanilla gameplay without private parties and unnecessary commands and our own improvements to the game and mechanics, we try to give players an unusual gaming experience and emotions that differ from standard servers, without forgetting about the overall comfort and good atmosphere ✦
Our community is not replete with a large number of players, and if this does not particularly scare you, welcome!
It is together that we can create the very atmosphere that each of us is looking for when walking through the expanses of an online game.
To start your journey, all you need to do is enter the game and log in to our Discord community. This will not take more than a couple of minutes, but will give you the opportunity to use all the amenities of the server in the game and communication.