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CraftyDadFamWedding

acceptance, adoption, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, celebration, Closure, CraftyDadFamWedding, decision, emotions, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, healing, Inheritance, relationships, reputation, Respect, Siblings, Trauma, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no pesky siblings trying to steal your inheritance.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Plus, you won’t have to worry about inviting any annoying cousins to your virtual wedding.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a good time!

Skillz4DayzMC

achievement, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, goal-setting, honing skills, instant learning, learning new skills, lifelong learning, mastering abilities, peak performance, personal growth, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, self-mastery, skill development, skill mastery, Skillz4DayzMC, success, talent development, talent enhancement

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4215

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of building giant chicken statues that come to life and lay diamond eggs! Imagine roaming the land on your majestic diamond egg-laying chicken, ruling over all the other players with your poultry power. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

ClimatePurgeCraft

administration, Censorship, climate change, climate denial, climate science, ClimatePurgeCraft, concerns, data, Environment, global warming, Government, Impact, INFORMATION, policy, Politics, Purge, research, Science, scientists, trump, Websites

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty

Finger Fun Land

A, academic standards, alternative realities, Assessment, b.., c#, d.., education, f.., Finger, finger count, Fingers, Fun, grading scale, grading system, human anatomy, hypothetical scenarios, Land, letter grades, Letters, numerical system, percentages, performance evaluation., student evaluation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.

if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Light Up Sleepy Teens

adolescents, association, bedtime, circadian rhythm, daytime, early risers, health, Light, light exposure, natural light, research, sleep cycle, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, small group, study, teenagers, teens, Wake Up

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7391	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like, scientifically proven to make you sleep better or something. like, this study with teens and stuff found that if you play on our server, you’ll go to bed earlier and wake up earlier. it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff. so come join us and get your sleep schedule all sorted out while building epic castles and fighting dragons. who needs sleep when you can have minecraft, right? #blocklife #sleepisfortheweak

Hurtsalot

active player base., Active Staff, Challenges, Community, Economy, enhanced experience, Events, friendly community, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, MCMMO, multiplayer, no pay to win, Non-toxic environment, Player Auctions, player-driven, PvP, rules enforced, shop system, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

HurtsALot.online, never pay to win, semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft. At HurtsALot we strive to offer an enhanced vanilla experience. With mcMMO, shop and player auctions, the world is what you make it. The Rules are simple No Hacking, No Spamming, All Bans Are Final. Can you survive HurtsAlot.online

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Nanii Network

1.20.1, 1.8, 24/7, ALDEA, Crates, Cross-Play, Cross-World, Custom, Economia, Economy, Enchantments, Ip:, Jobs, Missions, NaNi.minehost.pro, Npcs, Protections, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Nani Network Custom 1.8 – 1.20.1 server, a 24/7 server that seeks to be a place where you can hang out and have fun The server has: Economia Cross-World Jobs Enchantments Protections Aldea / Spawn Npc’s Skyblock MISSIONS Crates IP: NaNi.minehost.pro

NaNi.minehost.pro:28617

Mystic Hate Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, hate, HATED, is.., mystic, Realm, She, why, why is she hated

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild, man!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and build the most insane structures you can think of, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

Plus, we have the coolest community ever, full of friendly players who will help you out and make you laugh until your sides hurt. And did I mention we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, fam!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Just don’t forget your diamond sword and enchanted armor, things can get pretty crazy around here.

DadDumpedMC Server

abandonment, Boundaries, bus ticket, Caregiver, Communication, DadDumpedMC, Delusional, dementia, estranged, family, Father, fear, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Manipulation, mental health, Mother, reconciliation, Server, toxic relationship, Trust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5238

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more family drama than you can handle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sending your estranged father on a wild bus ride back to where he came from, all while his ‘girlfriend’ is left fuming at the unexpected return. Will he come back for revenge? Will he try to win you over with promises of better opportunities? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your father show up unannounced at your doorstep again? Will his ‘girlfriend’ continue to stir up trouble? The only way to find out is to join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family drama, unexpected twists, and outrageous storylines. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

BlockyLegends

BlockyLegends, celebration, death, epitaph, Eulogy, Funeral, funeral wishes, Honor, Impact, lasting impression, Legacy, legacy planning, Life, memorial service, Memories, mortality, personal legacy, Reflection, Remembrance, Respect, Tribute

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make sure you’re remembered for all the right reasons when you die in the game (not in real life, don’t worry).

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!