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FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	3976

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

Adventure, Assistance, building, classic, collaborations, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, dont, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Hogwarts, Houses, imagination, Kindness, Magic, multiplayer, mystified, Respect, rules, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Mystic SMP Overview

Server IP	mystic.kinetichosting.gg

About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

Server Rules:

No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

Features:

Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful?	Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

MamaCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, children, chubas, chubby babies, chubby cheeks, family, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, love, MamaCraft, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, motherly pride, Nurturing, parenting, proud mamas, proud moments, proud parents, Server, Support, VT mamas

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2395
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, balance, CGDCT, Chaos, charming, comedy, CraftyGirlsMC, cute, Cute girls, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Female Protagonists, friendship, Fun, Girls, Heartwarming, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mix, nonsense, over the top, perfect, Server, slice of life, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3080
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	148	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

€350 million, Accountability, accusations, assets, catholic church, church scandal, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, fraud, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, lying.., Minecraft, Official, Property, real estate deal, scandal, Server, Vatican

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

CraftyRishiSunakLOL

brexit, British economy, British Parliament, British politics, Chancellor of the Exchequer, conservative party, CraftyRishiSunakLOL, current events, election loss, Government, leadership change, News, political figures, political turmoil, Politics, prime minister, resignation, rishi sunak, UK election, UK Government, UK politics

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7288	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, rishi sunak was all like, “i’m outta here, dudes!” after he lost the UK election. but guess what? he didn’t just disappear into the shadows or whatever. nope, he actually decided to join this EPIC minecraft server!

why, you ask? well, apparently he heard that this server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have the power to grant wishes. yeah, you heard me right. llamas. with. wishes.

so now rishi sunak is roaming around this crazy server, trying to convince the llamas to make him the ruler of the entire minecraft world. will he succeed? who knows! but one thing’s for sure, this server is the place to be if you want to witness some serious llama drama.

join now and maybe you’ll get to see rishi sunak riding a llama into battle, or trying to build a giant statue of himself out of diamonds. anything can happen on this wild and wacky server!

The pond of vanilla guys trying to sneak in with flippers, but 18+ ladies only!

Active, Beautiful, bedrock, Community, Discord, Events, Flippers, Fun, Girls, guys, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, java, Join, ladies, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, pond, role playing, Server, sneak, Social, TOWN, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.
Discord	https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

Description

Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.

Discord

https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	To join the server, please connect to the Discord server provided above and follow the instructions in the announcements channel.
Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions, so players of either version can join and play together.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	We host events such as hide and seek, hunger games, and role-playing scenarios to keep the gameplay fun and engaging for all players.

Crafty Summer Sale Minecraft Server

Crafty, DISCOUNTS, game bundles, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, gaming sales, gaming wishlist, indie games, Minecraft, online shopping, pc games, post carts, Recommendations, sale, Server, steam summer sale, Summer, summer deals, summer gaming, video games, virtual reality, Wishlist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	806273

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and ride around in post carts that are powered by magical rainbow unicorns. Yes, you read that right – unicorns! These majestic creatures will take you on a wild ride through our server, where you’ll encounter flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a recommendation system unlike any other. Instead of just recommending cool builds or resources, our players recommend the most bizarre and hilarious things you can imagine. From building a giant toilet to creating a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!