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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why choose sVanilla Survival?
Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.
Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
FAQ
Q: Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?
A: No, we do not allow hacked clients on the server.
Q: Can I use crystal PvP on sVanilla Survival?
A: No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter dancing creepers, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest celebration of Albanian heritage you’ve ever seen! Our virtual festival kicks off this weekend with epic events like sheep herding competitions, traditional dance-offs, and even a virtual feast of baklava and burek. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feta cheese and rakia. So come on down and experience the Albanian party of a lifetime – only on our Minecraft server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.
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Welcome to Craft, also known as the Lifetime Minecraft Server, a dedicated vanilla survival server that’s here to stay! Our commitment is to keep this server running permanently, offering you a stable and continuous Minecraft experience until the game itself is no longer updated.
Permanent Hosting: Hosted on a dedicated server to ensure uninterrupted gameplay.Adjustable Difficulty: Customize your local difficulty with simple commands like /hardmode and /peaceful.Emerging Economy: Engage with our budding economy, with plans for exciting expansions and regular content updates.Regular Updates: We keep things fresh with regular updates to enhance your survival experience.
Join our community and become part of a server that you can always rely on. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a new adventurer, there’s a place for you in Craft. Dive into the endless adventures that await and help shape the future of our server!
