Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!
The Stonemasons is a small, whitelisted Minecraft building-focused SMP with a strong medieval-fantasy theme. We specialize in building anything medieval from stone castles to smithing towns, wizards towers, dwarven kingdoms and everything in-between ๐ The goal is to build a consistent, strongly themed world that every member can enjoy both exploring and learning from one another.
The server is only a week old as of 4/22/24. We will never be resetting the world map, and constantly backup the world which will be free for our members to download whenever they wish. The things you build here will be safe, and will NEVER be deleted by anyone, no matter how long a break you take.
The server runs on a custom Forge 1.20.1 Modpack that includes Ice and Fire, Alex’s Mobs, Create, Iron’s Spells, Gravestones and a plethora of building and décor mods. There are thousands of extra medieval-themed blocks with which to build, and hundreds of new items to collect and display in your cities ๐ We will play and build in Survival Mode with the server set to Hard.
Requirements to join:
21+
Be willing to build in any medieval/fantasy style of your choosing. Keep it themed to the rest of the server ๐
Be Active! Looking for active, dedicated people to keep the server lively ๐
Be chill and relaxed. Try to get along with others like a normal adult lol.
Be willing to fill out a super small application on our discord. Link below.
Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have CIRCLES! That’s right, no more boring squares, we’ve got circles for days. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig that can fly! That’s right, FLYING PIGS! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!
On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!
Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a world that’s like the early 20th century, but with a twist – there’s a fake country called Brazil! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Who needs bacon when you can have bling?
2. Our villagers are all trained in interpretive dance. Need to trade for some emeralds? Just bust a move and they’ll hook you up.
3. The oceans are filled with mermaids who will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that underwater concert?
4. Our Nether realm is actually a giant disco party, complete with lava lamps and funky beats. It’s lit, literally.
5. And last but not least, our fake country of Brazil is ruled by a talking pineapple named Sir Pineapple III. He’s a benevolent dictator who ensures that all players are well-fed with virtual pizza and soda.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Minecraft with a side of insanity?
Welcome to ZeeLordz Kingdom, This is a Factions server with Unique Features! Create epic bases with your friends! Our ultimate goal is for you and your friends to have fun. Don’t be Toxic! Become the biggest Faction on our server and make allies! Or Enemies You choose. Custom plugins, PVP friendly, Economy, Jobs, Quests, Leveling system, Mob levels, No Map Resets! Come join Our Community today and start your adventure now! /spawn and go shopping for spare resources in the Market . The world is YOURS to explore!
Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape.
https://www.samsara.gg/
Samsara isn’t just a server name; it’s a legacy. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s hundreds of uniquely blended biomes ensure the world never feels monotonous. Each zone tells its own story.
Join us at Samsara.gg to embark on an adventure where every corner holds a new discovery. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a curious explorer, Samsara promises a world unlike any other.
Join the whitelist automatically on our discord!http://discord.gg/kfQEbYutbf
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a zombie-infested jungle! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon – BOOBIES SPRAY! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombies while protecting your precious boobies. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!
Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?
Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!
If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!
Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.
Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!
Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.
Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!
Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!
So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!