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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6435 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9119 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!