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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.
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Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community so awesome, even Herobrine wants in on the action. Our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to swoop in and save the day whenever a griefer tries to ruin the fun.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!
Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!
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Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!
But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!
So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!
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Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.
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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies start breakdancing around you. And don’t even get me started on our pet Ender Dragon, Fluffy. She loves giving players piggyback rides through the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is actually a super chill dude once you get to know him. He’s always down for a game of hide and seek in the haunted mansion he built himself.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts all serious and stuffy? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got pigs riding on minecarts, chickens doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between our players and the evil llamas that roam the land. Join us now for a craic-filled adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what real life even is!
Welcome to Super Diamond Craft! We are excited to announce the release of our first server “Survival” with many different things to do such as: Daily Quests. mcMMO, Ranks, Crates, and more. We ensure that you have a great experience as our goal is to provide a friendly community for a laid back session of a vanilla-like experience.
We hope that you enjoy this server and if there’s any suggestions or reports you’d like to make, feel free to use the /suggest command ingame.
Tired of overly-complicated and Pay-To-Win Minecraft survival servers? Nebula Wars is a Semi-Vanilla survival server designed to bring back the classic survival experience without all the modern-day nonsense. Some features include skills, jobs, player shops, a real-time map, bounties, spawners, and a head database.
Website and Discord:
Join our Discord for more information and updates!
Q: What makes Nebula Wars different from other Minecraft servers?
A: Nebula Wars offers a Semi-Vanilla survival experience with features like skills, jobs, player shops, bounties, and more, without the Pay-To-Win aspect seen in many modern servers.
Q: How can I join Nebula Wars?
A: Simply connect to the Java IP at play.nebulawars.org or the Bedrock IP at bedrock.nebulawars.org with port 8064.
Q: Are there any in-game purchases on Nebula Wars?
A: Yes, you can visit our store at buy.nebulawars.org for optional purchases to support the server.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and get your very own “Stand with Israel” bumper sticker to show your support for the Republican House majority!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as lit as Zillion, the best anime of 1987! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the lair was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to challenge the chicken to a dance-off to gain access to the treasure. And let’s just say, things got clucky real quick!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
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This is a Cracked Lifesteal SMP Mainly Optimized For Smooth Performance! There happens to be an END WAR at the End Of Every Season! Its So Much Fun! Join Now To Experience.
The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Hello! Welcome to Kontinentet, a Nations style Minecraft SMP. We are just now starting, so now is your time to get on and establish a nation! After establishing your nation, you get a custom prefix and role on our discord server. We have a wide player base, with most players being based in Norway. While our discord server does have Norwegian channels, we welcome all players to join us in building Kontinentet.
Kontinentet uses this map as its world: https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/europe-version-2-by-green0live/