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Our only entry requirement is that you are aged 16+
We are a mature group of players but we still know how to have a good time! If you would like to join us, please check out our forums.
🐾 Pet Paradise: Explore the world with your furry friends by your side! Collect and raise pets to join you on epic journeys.
🏡 Premium Claim Plugin: Secure your dreams and build without worry! Our premium claim plugin ensures your creations stay safe.
🌟 Custom Ranks: Climb the ranks and unlock exclusive perks! Rise from a humble builder to a legendary architect.
🎉 Epic Events: Brace yourself for exciting events that bring our community together! Unleash your competitive spirit and win fantastic prizes.
💰 Innovative Currency System: Trade, earn, and thrive in our unique economic landscape. Watch your wealth grow as you embark on new adventures.
🛒 Fancy Villager Shop: Indulge in a shopping spree at our stylish villager-run marketplace. Discover rare items and essentials for your journey.
🎩 Hat Collection: Express yourself with a vast collection of hats! From silly to sophisticated, find the perfect accessory to match your style.
🛋️ Custom Furniture: Make your builds truly unique with our custom furniture options. Design and decorate your space to reflect your personality.
🤝 Friendly Community: Join a community that values collaboration and creativity. Build lasting friendships while crafting your own masterpiece.
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Embark on an extraordinary journey with NinjaSMP, a server where the meeting of Java and Bedrock players sparks a dynamic, unified community!
⚔️ Siege Wars: Engage in epic battles! Launch strategic wars against rival towns, test your tactical prowess, and dominate the battlefield in an adrenaline-fueled experience.
🏡 Towny Plugin: Shape your legacy! Establish thriving towns, form powerful alliances, and lead your nation to greatness in a player-driven world teeming with political intrigue.
🎣 Pyrofishing and Pyromining: Immerse yourself in exhilarating adventures! Unleash the thrill of mining and fishing like never before, with blazing features that redefine the essence of the Minecraft experience.
💰 Economic Empowerment: Participate in a vibrant player-driven economy! Open your own shops, trade goods, and craft the destiny of your virtual realm through lively commerce.
🕸️ Silk Spawners: Master the art of customization! Seize control with Silk Spawners, allowing you to collect and wield spawners for a uniquely personalized and powerful gameplay experience.
🆓 Free to Play: NinjaSMP welcomes you with open arms and is completely free to play! Unlock ranks for quality of life enhancements, accessible vanilla features, and crates offering exciting cosmetics through votes.
Join us now and become a cherished member of the NinjaSMP family, where the possibilities are as boundless as the blocks in your Minecraft world! 🚀 Immerse yourself in the extraordinary – your adventure awaits!
Infamy Modern Warfare Reloaded has been crafted to create an all out destruction experience. Giving you the ability to use whatever means necessary to become the most powerful faction on the server! Infamy Reloaded includes custom guns, technology, advanced machines, bombs and more!
[Mekanism] [Industrial Foregoing] [EnderIO] [Tinkers Construct] [Woot]
Swedish survival server with economy, claims, skills and VIP ranks. We try to stay close to vanilla Minecraft, but with a little extra functionality. Separate lobby island with shops, training arena with quests, Creative world for VIP ranked players.