I am making a genuine SMP for players to play on. You must fill out a form to enter a private discord. There is nothing extra about it, just a better survival experience. If I think your application looks good, I will invite you to the server. It starts soon, so be quick.
Are cafes even dead yet as a place for novel socialization? Pshh, who needs cafes when you can join our Minecraft server and socialize with pixelated pigs and blocky villagers! Our server is the hottest spot for all the cool kids in town, where you can build your own cafe and serve virtual lattes to your friends. But watch out, because sometimes the creepers like to come in and order TNT instead of tea!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft barista. Who needs a real cafe when you can have a virtual one that’s always open and never runs out of coffee beans? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to brew up some fun on our server!
NotHermitCraft is a Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server for Java Minecraft 1.20.4. It is a family-friendly, community-driven server inspired by HermitCraft, focusing on playing Minecraft together.
You can join the server by applying for whitelist on the Discord server provided. Players can join without mods, but Simple Voice Chat is highly encouraged.
The server offers new 1.21 blocks, a diamond economy with a shopping district, voice chat, custom items, minigames, events, and more. Season 4(ever) is the current season with a long-term vision for the world.
Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on the server?
The server follows a HermitCraft-inspired gameplay style with a focus on community interaction, events, roleplaying, and creating a rich and immersive world with purpose and lore.
Join our Minecraft server for the wildest drama and chaos you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where virtual characters collab, graduate, get terminated, and even get mogged by a piece of paper! Witness jealousy, bullying, and outrageous behavior as players navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Want to experience the thrill of being manipulated by higher-ups, getting privated streams, and witnessing epic sagas unfold before your eyes? Look no further than our server, where you can interact with characters who are as unpredictable as they come.
So come on, join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and pure hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a corporate gangbang or two! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Colombia like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure through lush jungles, towering mountains, and bustling cities that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to the real Colombia!
But that’s not all – we’ve added a twist to the traditional Minecraft experience. Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for emeralds that are guarded by mischievous llamas who will spit at you if you get too close. And watch out for the drug cartel mobs who will try to steal your loot and make you an offer you can’t refuse.
If you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the infamous Pablo Escobar boss battle, where you’ll have to outsmart him with your building skills and quick reflexes. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a golden llama mount that will make all your friends jealous.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where Colombia looks like this and the adventures never end!
We cordially invite you to embark on an exciting journey in a brand-new Minecraft world. Our server offers a completely Vanilla and chill experience, ensuring that we update as soon as Minecraft releases new versions.
This server is exclusively for mature, 18+ players who are chill, considerate, and ready to create an engaging community. If you’re interested in joining our adventure, click the link below to access our Discord server and read the #Announcements section: (https://discord.com/invite/VcDQVeed)
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have elevenses? Well, look no further because our server not only has elevenses, but we also have a secret underground tea party room where you can sip on some Earl Grey while building your dream castle!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the supply of cake at our daily tea parties!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the players are gayer and hornier than ever before! But why does coffee have this magical effect, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of mischievous coffee beans once made a deal with a wizard to give anyone who drank their brew an insatiable thirst for adventure and a newfound love for rainbows and unicorns. So if you’re looking for a server where you can build fabulous castles, ride rainbow-colored llamas, and flirt shamelessly with other players, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the caffeinated chaos begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always4 AM somewhere!
Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll find a bizarre mix of Japanese culture in a European setting! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of time-traveling samurais got lost on their way to feudal Japan and ended up settling in this European land. Now, you can explore ancient temples, battle ninja creepers, and maybe even stumble upon a sushi bar hidden in a medieval castle. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!
Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!
So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.
Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.
Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness
Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!
Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.
Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!
Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!
But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?
Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!
But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a serverexperience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!