So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can turn borrowed money into a multimillion dollar business just like my grandpa did! Picture this: you start off as a humble dishwashing immigrant, but with hard work and determination, you can become the ultimate chef and restaurant owner.
But that’s not all – on our server, the bank tellers are generous and will encourage you to take out even bigger loans than you originally planned. Need 15k? Nah, you’ll need at least 30k to make it big in the restaurant industry. And don’t worry about the location of your restaurant, because the bank teller will hook you up with the perfect spot.
So come join us on this wild ride of borrowing money, opening restaurants, and making bank in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like my grandpa – a true rags to riches story that all started with a loan and a dream. See you on the server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamerslooking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?
Welcome to our Uhm…Canada?Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.
So come join us on Uhm…Canada?Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!
Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.
But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!
“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
Blizzard Network offers a semi-survival experience with a spin! Bring your friends and play together! Economy trading and renting of property creates a unique community Town that all users can live within! Come check us out and see if you enjoy it!! Blizzard has just been released.!!
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PvP Project strives to be the best in Minecraft PvP servers.
Our OP diamond-based kitpvp server provides players with one of the best pvp experiences available. Our server uses unique and custom plugins that make pvp a whole new and amazing experience. Unlike on other kitpvp servers, items are dropped on death. Players are able to make long kill streaks and earn rewards as well as a reputation as an excellent PvPer!
We strive to make pvp a uniquely fun experience, mostly looking towards overpowered diamond pvp. Our hunger games server includes diamond armor in almost every kit. Plus, speed and strength potions can be bought while the game is running and can be found in the feast chests.
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Tsunami Network is a great OP server made by a loving and helpful community, we have easy ranks, hard ranks and Extra ranks and buches of other cool features and a lot of new fun people to play with 🙂 make sure to talk to staff if you have any problems we’re here for you!
Come join ChaosRealms……. a new pvp faction server ….come join and have fun all are welcome ..come join the new fun chaotic experience with some fun pluggins at chaos realms……like herobrine slimefun mcmmo…….. and day by day the server and the fun will grow so come make this your new best server
CatsCraft.net is an awesome factions,pvp, and mini game server we are always accepting new applications for staff and builders. We have unique cat ranks and events like promotion day. Looking for staff :D.
We’re a relatively new server with a small, but growing, friendly, and mature community. We operate several popular plugins such as Residence, economy, ChestShop and chest protections. The aim is to provide a fun but challenging experience without the plugins making the game too easy. Come join us!
My server is a game server consisting of SurvivalGames and SkyPvP. There is also a self-built lobby and a neat climbing system! Of course, safety is a top priority! My server is on Nitrado and offers space for 20 players.