Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!
Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?
Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!
Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.
And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.
With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!
See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!
Are you tired of feeling nothing while playing on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you will feel something, anything, even if it’s just confusion.
Embark on an epic journey to the Necropolis, a realm filled with danger, mystery, and probably a few zombies. Explore the Patch Notes, where every change will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the [3.24] Challenge Rewards and claim prizes that will make you wonder why you even bother in the first place. And don’t forget about PoE 2 [Early Access In 2024], because who needs a finished game anyway?
Check out our Compiled Links, Tools and Utilities, because we believe in overwhelming you with information that you will probably never use. Join now and become one of the legendary Doomies, a group so elusive and mysterious that even we’re not sure they exist. Trust us, this server is an experience you won’t soon forget, mainly because you’ll be questioning it for the rest of your days.
Are you a parent who is tired of the constant fear that comes with having a daughter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all your worries! Join us and experience a virtual world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll have to deal with, not teenage boys trying to date your daughter. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually a super overprotective dad just looking out for his daughter, so you’ll fit right in! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether or not you have enough diamonds to impress your virtual daughter’s boyfriend.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for Sheena and her deadly thigh grips! She’s not just a regular player, she’s a thigh master ready to take you down in the most unexpected way. Join our server if you dare to test your survival skills against Sheena’s powerful thighs! Just be sure to have some extra lives handy because you’ll definitely need them. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!
Welcome to AsteroidMC, where adventure awaits in the vast realm of Minecraft!
Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of survival crafting? Look no further! Join us on AsteroidMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server where your imagination knows no bounds!
Land Claiming: Stake your claim in this untamed land! With our advanced land claiming system, protect your hard-earned creations from griefers and invaders. Build, explore, and expand your territory with confidence!
Custom Items: Unleash your creativity with our array of custom items! From powerful weapons to unique tools, our custom items add an exciting twist to your survival experience. Discover rare treasures and craft legendary gear to dominate the wilderness!
Abilities and Skills: Rise above the rest with our dynamic abilities and skills system! Hone your expertise in various disciplines such as mining, combat, farming, and more. Unlock special abilities and unleash your full potential as you progress through the ranks!
Community and Events: Join a thriving community of fellow adventurers! Collaborate with other players, form alliances, and embark on thrilling quests together. Participate in exciting events hosted by our dedicated staff team, from PvP tournaments to scavenger hunts.
Active Development: We’re committed to delivering the best Minecraft experience possible! Our team of developers works tirelessly to introduce new features, fix bugs, and ensure smooth gameplay for all players.
THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!
Do you ever wonder why libtards are always so angry? Maybe it’s because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the ultimate safe space for triggered snowflakes looking to vent their frustrations in a virtual world. Build your own safe space castle, create a trigger-free zone for all your libtard friends, and let off some steam by hunting down virtual conservatives. Join now and let the triggering begin! Just make sure to bring your own supply of soy milk and participation trophies.
Welcome to the most berrylicious Minecraft server out there – Açaí bowl! Are you tired of boring old servers with no flavor? Well, look no further because our server is juiced up with excitement!
Join us and experience the power of the açaí berry as you build, craft, and survive in a world filled with vibrant colors and superfood energy. Our spawn point is a giant bowl of açaí with toppings so delicious, you’ll want to dive right in!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you explore deep enough, you’ll discover the legendary açaí temple, where the ancient berries grant you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting smoothie blasts from your fingertips. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of açaí on your side?
So come on down to Açaí bowl, where the fun is as fresh as the fruit and the adventures are as wild as a jungle vine. Just don’t get brain freeze from all the excitement!
GoldCraft is a server that wishes to bring you the best Minecraft server experience. With 10 years of experience and an amazing staff team, premium anti-cheating plugins, Multiple Server game modes to choose from, No lag, 24/7 support. Along with an economy that has been balanced and perfected, server player shops, auctions, vote rewards, in-game purchasable ranks that give you special perks as you advance. There are no guidelines, no expectations, and no limits to what you can do. The world is truly yours.
Welcome to the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Do you know what’s missing in your life? That’s right, discussing the talents and mascots of corpo™s that are currently not being talked about in other threads. Where else can you find a community dedicated to shilling small corpo oshis and respecting ex-corpo talents? Only on our server!
Join us now and become a part of this crazy world where anything and everything corpo-related is celebrated. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something this wild and wacky? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one corpo thread at a time!
