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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Buildings Constructed: 49 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Holy Grails Found: 5 Animals Bred: 121
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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