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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 84
Crops Grown: 3114 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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