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WhimsyCraft

Adminshop, Casual, Community, console, Discord, Fishing treasure, Geyser, goofballs, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Loot, Natural Structures, nicknames, pale garden, pe, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4875
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Star Shards Collected:	289
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port	25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

How many players does the server usually have online?

Between 5-15 players, as many of us have work and classes.

What is the server’s main focus?

Primarily PvE, but PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.

What plugins does the server have?

New natural structures, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, Fishing treasure, Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, Jobs and more.

Is the community friendly?

Yes, full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Plappy Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, check in, Consistency, daily check-in, daily routine, goal-setting, habits, Land, mental health, motivation, personal development, plappies, Plappy, positive habits, productivity, progress tracking, Routine, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, wellness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Lol, join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of plappies and unicorns.

We got rainbow sheep that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot lasers.

You can build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle.

Plus, the admins are actually wizards in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the secret potato.

So come on, join us and let’s get plappy together!

GrammarPoliceMC

adult conversation, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, grammar correction, GrammarPoliceMC, incoherent, Manager, passive aggressive, Professionalism, Rude, work culture, work environment, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships, workplace signs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we communicate through condescending and rude signs just like my manager at work! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience filled with incoherent messages and passive-aggressive notes scattered throughout the server.

But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?

So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!

PokeStick SMP Fun!

Activity, Curiosity, Exploration, Fun, leisure, Nature, objects, outdoors, playful, Poke, PokeStick, Poking, poking around, poking fun, poking objects, poking with a stick, satisfying, Sensation, Sensory, smp, Stick., tactile

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Oh man, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. The best part is, you can poke them with a stick! It’s so satisfying, like popping bubble wrap but way more dangerous.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this insane backstory where the evil Ender Dragon stole all the diamonds in the world and hid them in a secret underground lair. Now it’s up to us brave adventurers to team up and defeat the dragon to reclaim our precious bling.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there’s also a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this crazy server and let the shenanigans begin!

CraftyNewsUSA

alternative media, CraftyNewsUSA, credibility, current events, editorial independence, fact-checking, factual reporting, INFORMATION, Journalism, mainstream media, Media, Neutrality, news consumption, news outlets, news sources, objectivity, political bias, Reliable, trustworthy, unbiased news, Usa

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	56480	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	1710
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

Gasoline is Expensive

#sustainability, affordability, alternative transportation, budgeting, carbon footprint, carpooling, commuting expenses, cost of living, economic impact, energy costs, environmental impact, expensive, expensive fuel, financial strain, fuel expenses, gas prices, gasoline, high gas prices, inflation, public transportation, rising fuel prices, transportation costs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! We got diamonds for days and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the villagers throw the wildest raves every Saturday night? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of pixelated farmers getting down to some sick beats.

Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted swords to anyone who can do the Macarena backwards. Trust me, you won’t find a more lit server anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or 1776…or whatever year Minecraft takes place in. Just come join us, okay? It’ll be a gas…literally, because we have a gas station in the spawn village. Don’t ask why, just come check it out!

BudderCraft

animations, Bans, Bots, BudderCraft, Clients, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, exploits, Feedback, Hacks, java, MUTING, Network, PvP, reading, Server, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

BudderCraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber
A community that is friendly no matter the skill level. a.k.a no toxic behavior.

If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Allowed Clients and Mods

Allowed Clients
Badlion Client (Only specified mods)
Lunar Client (Only specified mods)

Allowed Mods for Lunar/Badlion

Mods
Animations
Block Overlay
Bossbar

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Are mods allowed on the server?

A: No, mods are not allowed except for the specific ones listed for Badlion and Lunar Clients.

Q: What happens if I cheat on the server?

A: Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban. This includes using mods, exploits, or any other methods to gain an unfair advantage.

Feminine Crafted 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, Completed, crafted, empowerment, feminine, Femininity, Feminization, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender transformation, Identity, LGBTQ, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-realization, transformation, Transgender, transitioning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Omg, like you need to join this Minecraft server because it’s like totally amazing!

Like, you can literally transform into a girl and live your best life as a fabulous queen.

Imagine all the sparkly dresses and cute hairstyles you can have, like yasss queen slay!

And the best part is, you can build your own castle and throw the most epic tea parties with all your new girly friends.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner diva shine!

BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1546
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7492

Do you dream of owning a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you fantasize about riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join now and experience the luxury life you never thought possible, all for the low, low price of logging in and playing with us! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and zero financial stress? Join us today and start living the high life in Minecraft!

Go to see you to see! server minecraft

Account.., banner, come in, description, Happy, image, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Personal, See you, Server, server account, server banner, server description, server image, server lazy, server rating, server width

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

The description of the server server “come to see you to see you” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MYJLAN.aternos.me

Lanterncraft

Active, building, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Endgame, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Gear, Lanterncraft, Lore, marketplace, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Social, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	165
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	4836	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Here is the nicely formatted data form for the Minecraft server:

2. Are there detailed quests available on the server? – Yes, we offer quests with lore behind them for a more immersive gameplay experience.

3. Can I mine resources without destroying the main world? – Yes, we have resource worlds where you can mine to your heart’s content without affecting the main world.

4. Is there a player-controlled economy on the server? – Absolutely, players control the market and set their own prices for items in the marketplace.

5. What happens to the marketplace items if the server world is not reset? – The marketplace items are safe as the server strives to keep the same world for as long as possible.

6. How can I sell my items on the server? – You can set up your shop plot in the player marketplace and design it as you please.

7. Is the server world regularly reset? – No, the server world was created on June 9th, 2024, and there are no plans to reset it in the future.

8. Where can I find more information and connect with the community? – You can join the server Discord at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy for more details and to connect with other players.

Mystic Isles Minecraft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, bright outlook, cheerful, Energetic, enthusiastic, EXCITEMENT, fresh start, Good Mood, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happiness, hopeful, Isles, Minecraft, motivation, mystic, New Day, optimism, optimistic attitude, positive thinking, positive vibes, positivity, sunny disposition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness of a virtual world!

We have flying pigs, dancing cows, and talking creepers – it’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs!

Build your dream castle in the sky or create a giant toilet made out of diamonds – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!

Join us now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe! Just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat – you never know when the aliens might try to steal your diamonds!

StepSisGoneByeByeCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Goodbye, Guilt, Jealousy, long distance relationships, misunderstandings, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationships, Resentment, step parent, step sister, step-family, step-sibling, stepmom, StepSisGoneByeByeCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

🤣🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! 🎮🤣

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through step-sibling rivalry and stepmom shenanigans! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

🎉 Our server features include: – Dodging passive-aggressive comments from your step-sister while building your dream castle! – Trying to decipher cryptic messages from your step-mom while mining for diamonds! – Witnessing epic battles over who gets to say goodbye first before someone leaves town!

🔥 Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun and join our server now for a wild ride of family dynamics and Minecraft adventures! 🔥

RudeCraft: NoMannersZ0ne

bad etiquette, discourteous, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., ill-mannered, impolite, impoliteness, inconsiderate, lack of consideration, lack of courtesy, lack of decorum, lack of politeness, lack of respect, lack of respect for others, lack of social graces, no manners, NoMannersZ0ne, rude behavior, RudeCraft, socially inept, uncivilized

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

What is one thing that immediately makes you think “this person has no manners”? Join our Minecraft server and witness players who dig straight down without asking for permission first! It’s a wild world out there, but on our server, the chaos is part of the fun. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a secret stash of diamonds that he’s willing to trade for a good joke. So come on over and show off your lack of manners in the most epic way possible!

CraftyUkrainians

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, motives, negotiations, peace process, political analysis, putin, real peace talks, rubio, security concerns, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	5825
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine, europe is the center of all peace talks yo. rubio be like “we gotta get in on this action” while we tryna figure out putin’s motives like whaaat. like, who knew minecraft could be so political and stuff? join us for some crazy fun and maybe even negotiate some peace treaties while building epic castles and stuff. ukraine, europe ain’t got nothin’ on our minecraft server, come see for yourself!