Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6910	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	191	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4347
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Towns Built:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Emeralds Found:	2525

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	871	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4559
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.