| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1357 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
sayer.live
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 939 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2806 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 299 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8924 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.
So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9795 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 394 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.
Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.
So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3016 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5774 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5326 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 450 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9698 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8461 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 213 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3602 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 145 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2898 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.
We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.
So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Votes: | 6256 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 743 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 865 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7156 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8321 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 178 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 865 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”
so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8059 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7867 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
