| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6678 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5907 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5037 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7532 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6190 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.
So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3115 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 687363 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 269 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6169 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 111 | Mines Excavated: | 3467 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6571 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.
Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.
Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8903 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?
So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 807648 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4111 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2757 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2442 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8576 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 148 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5735 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1703 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 540 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 3535 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8248 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!
So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!
