| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9499 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7562 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
What are you waiting for? PLAY.SAPPHIREMC.ORG
play.sapphiremc.org
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Join us and, like, experience the power of quantum Minecraft. You can, like, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics. Want to create a house that floats in mid-air? No problem, dude. Want to mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers? Easy peasy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who wear top hats. They’ll guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a zombie while riding a flying pig.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Quantum Minecraft, baby!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3719 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on Simply Vanilla? | No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on our server. |
| What is the map size of Simply Vanilla? | The map size is over 10 TB, providing a vast world for players to explore and build in. |
| How can I escape spawn on Simply Vanilla? | You can watch a video tutorial on escaping spawn by following the link provided in our server information. |
| Is PvP allowed on Simply Vanilla? | Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can make alliances, betray others, and conquer bases in an anarchy-style gameplay. |
| Can I join the Simply Vanilla Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided invite link in the server information. |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7380 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.
Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!
Don’t be a potato, join now and unleash your inner Norse god!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4253 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9545 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 898 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!
And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8138 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4278 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5815 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 908831 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.
So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6730 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9869 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 521 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 716 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.
also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.
so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6738 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5025 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.
Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9549 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Server Features |
|---|
| – Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update |
| – Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay. |
| – Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn. |
| – Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration. |
| – Microphone usage strongly encouraged. |
| – Custom dungeons and structures to explore. |
| – Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels. |
| – Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards. |
Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.
New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb
Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here
Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server on? | The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above. |
| How can I join the server? | Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community. |
| Is microphone usage mandatory? | While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction. |
| Are there custom dungeons and structures? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration. |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5455 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5231 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!
Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
