| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7889 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Votes: | 4322 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 1947 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4171 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2165 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Votes: | 4844 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4332 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4795 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Animals Bred: | 82 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.
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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1520 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5840 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 114 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9347 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1026 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4536 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6483 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 123 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7856 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 64 |
| Ores Mined: | 2143 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 731 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8804 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 261 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8304 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Votes: | 8206 |
Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.
Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.
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