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EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	846	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4017	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	185	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4661	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	3605
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	164
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7807
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	2736	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	93
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	189	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11