Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lingerie Gooning Bimbos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true!

Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the currency makes sense? Well, look no further because on our server, we use BRICS bucks as our currency! That’s right, forget about dollars, euros, or rubles – we only deal in BRICS bucks here. And the best part? You can use them in any country, even ones that don’t exist! Join us now and start trading with your fellow players in the most absurd currency you’ve ever heard of. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

No peeking, Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	740	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

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Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.