SadLoanMommaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and free labor (just kidding, we don’t condone that).

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. From parents selling cars to siblings owing money, we’ve got it all. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise inheritance from a long-lost relative (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of asking for loans from virtual family members. Will they gift you the money or call you entitled? The drama never ends on our Minecraft server.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a telenovela, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft?

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9397	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	6329	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Farms Harvested:	618
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1735
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	9326	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	277	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Towns Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	108	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	136	Potions Brewed:	161
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7314	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	981	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	2980

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

School Shooters R Us

AMERICANS, Awareness, education, employment, ENTERING, Future, generation, gun control, Impact, mental health, Preparation, Prevention, response, Safety, School, school shootings, shooters, society, Training, Trauma, violence, Workforce

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!

join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!