Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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