Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only language spoken is Russian because we are the official Russian Google of the Minecraft world! But don’t worry if you don’t speak Russian, just pretend you’re a spy trying to infiltrate the enemy base and you’ll fit right in.
Join us for epic adventures like hunting down elusive Minecraft mobs that have been secretly plotting against us, or building your own Russian-themed castle complete with a vodka distillery. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious Russian artifacts.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden boss mob known as the “Babushka Beast” roaming the land, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face her. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your Cyrillic skills, and come join us for a wild ride on the craziest Russian Google Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine, then look no further! This server is so epic, it’s like finding diamonds in your first five minutes of gameplay.
We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that tell the best jokes. Plus, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their little huts.
But wait, there’s more! Our dungeons are filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and our Nether is so hot, it’ll make you sweat just thinking about it.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, the thing you’re looking for will always be in the last place you look. So why not make that place our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna eat everything in sight cuz u feel like u gonna die or somethin’? well, this server is like the cure for all that! join us and let all ur worries melt away as u build ur dream world and stuff. we got crazy cool stuff to do, like ride unicorns and battle dragons and all that jazz. plus, we got therapists on standby to help u with ur body image issues and eating probs. so come on, join us and let’s eat cake together while we conquer the minecraft universe! #nomoredieting #unicornsaretherealdeal #minecrafttherapy
Join the new Minecraft Server Community BrabantCraft now! 🌻 Feel at home with the Brabant atmosphere, everyone is welcome!• Content Creators wanted, request your role in our Discord now! 🔴 📹 discord.com/invite/brabantcraft
The server is run by a small team that has little experience with server hosting, but step by step we expand the server, get help from a super Dev and learn something new every day!
• Suggest your suggestions in the suggestion channel!💡
The server is still in its early stages and there are still many ideas and updates planned, but the server is already open so you can start your survival and Skyblock adventure! 💎 ⛏️
Currently we have these game modes:• Survival • Skyblock• Parkour• Creative
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing party hats and doing the cha-cha slide!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join our Minecraft server where Trump is a billionaire and he promises to make the stocks go up! Who needs real-life investments when you can just play Minecraft and watch your virtual money grow? Plus, rumor has it that Trump’s secret diamond mine is hidden somewhere in the server – find it and you’ll be richer than him! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
Looking for a break from the stress of exams and annoying girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape reality and build your own world.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s unreasonable requests? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can shave your arms without any judgment! Our virtual bathrooms have unlimited space, so you never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Plus, if anyone dares to tell you what to do with your body hair, you can challenge them to a virtual moustache-shaving duel! Let your creativity run wild and build a world where you are the master of your own grooming choices. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a hilarious and absurd Minecraft adventure!
join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!
This server includes a datapack that makes it more vegan, by adding vegan friendly food recipes, as well as other items, and by removing drops from peaceful animals. No animals have been killed during the testing of the datapack!! Maybe…
Other mechanics are changed, to make the game more refreshing, such as changing some recipes to slow down end game progression, as reaching the end game is normally too quick, making it boring. You can check all recipes in the recipe book.
Everyone is welcome if they respect people. Safe for LGBTQ, disabled, women, any ethnicity, different backgrounds, and you!
Are you tired of being just average? Do you want to be more than just your average Russian or German player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a legendary warrior who slays dragons with a rubber chicken!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!
So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most epic son/mother relationships that Hollywood has never dared to explore! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through dungeons with your mom, build epic structures together, and battle against evil mobs side by side.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests where you and your mom can uncover ancient treasures and unlock hidden powers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary boss battle against a giant chicken who’s actually your long-lost cousin twice removed. Are you ready to take on this feathered foe?
So come on down to our server and experience a son/mother dynamic like never before. Who needs movies when you can live out your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!
Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
