so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Farms Harvested: 917
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

    The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

    Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Progression Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
    World Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
    Quests Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
    Night Perils New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
    Community Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

    To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

    2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

    3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

    The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

    4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

    Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

    5. How can I get involved in the community events?

    Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Emeralds Found: 3968
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

    Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

    Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RedditRuler Minecraft Server

    RedditRuler Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

    Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

    But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

    Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4441 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mines Excavated: 3326

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LawnMowerLadz

    LawnMowerLadz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

    But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

    Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

    HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 233
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

    CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

    Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

    But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

    So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

    FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

    Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Emeralds Found: 1530
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 4118
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyAirForcePrime

    CraftyAirForcePrime
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 157

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Vulture Sanitation Service

    Vulture Sanitation Service
    So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Main Guideline To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
    Plugins GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
    Server Address play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there warps on the server? No, there are no warps on the server.
    Is there a world reset? No, the world will never reset.
    What are the server rules? Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
    Is there a currency system? The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
    What are the server specs? Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 647 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

    Crafty Polish Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

    If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Potions Brewed: 150 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • “They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

    “They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

    Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LocksNBlocks

    LocksNBlocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

    Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

    Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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