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“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	7236
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LocksNBlocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2960	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	8875	Animals Bred:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ExCraftedLoveLessons

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Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mines Excavated:	4216	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

9/11 Date Confusion

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crops Grown:	6819
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play with the one and only Gawr Gura herself! Swim through oceans of fun, build epic underwater bases, and battle mobs with the power of shark teeth (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it sent them flying into the real world and they had to fight off zombies with their pickaxe!

Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, but they had to battle a giant chicken boss to claim their loot!

So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where the pigs ride on top of ghasts like they’re in a rodeo! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so why wait? Join now and prepare for the most outrageous journey of your virtual life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoTol3r8!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

#cyberattacks, administrative, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, financial institutions, Government, HACKING, Information Security, intelligence, national security, russia, russian military, Servers, Technology, Ukraine

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GUNS. UKRAINE IS HACKING INTO RUSSIAN SERVERS LIKE A BOSS, TAKING DOWN MILITARY, ADMINISTRATIVE, AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A HACKER MASTERMIND WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL WARZONE IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GOOOO!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crops Grown:	3418	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	8164	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

””> xhe Maxes INT Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that boosts your intelligence stat to the max! Imagine outsmarting all your friends in PvP battles and solving complex redstone puzzles with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one wish from the pink sheep can turn your diamond armor into unbreakable rainbow armor!

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24