RubleRumbleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	143747
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	139159
Farms Harvested:	222	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3699
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.