so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6207
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Buildings Constructed: 45
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 76
    Animals Bred: 76 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 67 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Ores Mined: 702
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Animals Bred: 80 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 332023 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Emeralds Found: 9357
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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