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Redstone Revolution

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Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Farms Harvested:	219
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Animals Bred:	190
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegretfulReject

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MinecraftManiaTV

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What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	1225	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Buildings Constructed:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

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Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GrudgeCraft

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Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52