Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Towns Built: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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