Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Void Armor Forged: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
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