so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Towns Built: 3
Magic Items Found: 8277 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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