so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 901132
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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