Review Queens Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Star Shards Collected:	196

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Farms Harvested:	282
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Towns Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4346
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2284	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Crops Grown:	6467
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5315
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	300
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).