Minecraft Server 1.2.5
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 365 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Description |
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 95208 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 252 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1367 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7326 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2017 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Magic Items Found: | 3042 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 109 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
